Bill

Hi, thanks for shooting me!
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No, really, I'm fine.
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That's right, body armor.
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Would you like some first aid for your gunshot wounds and broken leg?
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Sorry about the handcuffs, old chap. Procedure, you know.


Now I don't know what kind of judicial process this guy is likely to be subject too (if any, here's hoping he gets his day in an Iraqi court), but that's just cool. Go Team America!